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Wednesday, 8 March 2017

Large Doner Kebab, Ali Baba Kebabs, Dalry Road





Offering: Large Doner Kebab

Establishment: Ali Baba Kebabs, Edinburgh

Date and time: 26th February 2017, 16:27

Price: £5.50

Seating: Around 7 seats and 2 tables



After the many accolades it received in the British Kebab Awards of 2017, I decided it was time to revisit Ali Baba Kebabs. That's right, this wasn't my first time walking through that wooden interior - I had been there a some years ago when I was working at nights in Corstorphine. It was around that time I also took my first trip to Lazeez, in fact, these visits were likely made days apart. My memory of the first trip was that the staff member - a Middle-Eastern man was incredibly friendly and personable. The Kebab at the time was pretty good but not exceptional but I ended up eating at Lazeez a lot more due to its general comparative quality.

Not much has changed in Ali Baba Kebabs; the quaint decor is still there, the Middle Eastern man still serves various food-stuffs from what seems like such a small takeaway but most of all, the quality on offer at this eatery is still fairly good too.When I asked for a large kebab, the sum of £5.50 seemed a little overboard for the container it was served in, however all fears were allayed when I opened the kebab sitting at it the seats of this joint. It was a sufficiently packed pita with all of the fine salad offerings one would come to expect from a doner. One thing I tend to avoid when going bab-deep is the insistence of cucumbers in a doner; they just don't add anything to the whole experience in my opinion. In a tuna sandwich, I would happily eat cucumbers but pretty much in any other circumstance, other than in raita sauces, cucumber just seems like a waste of time.

...that sauce tasted almost exactly like the chilli sauce you find in frozen doner kebabs...


First impressions of the chilli sauce is that it has a really smooth texture - not the thick, lumpy cut up vegetable textured stuff that usually signals the best of kebab chilli sauces. When I combined a cut of the meat with the salad, the first thing that hit me was the fact that sauce tasted almost exactly like the chilli sauce you find in frozen doner kebabs that you might get in Iceland - that's not too bad a thing though, in fact, I really liked and found it somewhat charming but I felt it was a tad sweet and not really that hot. There's also a nice tangy salad dressing, the typical creamy brown type that you might be accustomed to at times like these. The meat was really decent too - perhaps better than the likes of  Pasha but Pasha does seem to have a more consistent product in many ways. The meat tasted really satisfying though and there's something quite distinct about this kebab that you don't find in many kebabs in Edinburgh - I can't really put my finger on on it but suffice to say, once you have a doner here, it just scratches an itch that many other babs can't reach.

Upon the almighty lift, the pita bread holds up perfectly - it's really soft and doesn't have that toasty crisp that the Pasha pita bread had. The size of this kebab is also really good for the price; OK, it's no Madras  Cottage but when you consider that Topkapi are offering what is obviously a smaller product at £1.50 more, you find that this pretty good value. Perhaps the worst thing about Ali Baba is that Lazeez is around 5 minutes walk away and whilst it doesn't charge too much for its offering, the size difference is considerably noticeable - Ali Baba gives a far bigger bab but the kebab in Lazeez is tastier.

Are you visiting from a nearby town and hoping to pop on the train? That's where Ali Baba really shines. Picture yourself with ten minutes to go before your train is due, a mere stones throw away from Haymarket train station - you can run for a large kebab with all the trimmings and be a mere one minute late for the last train home, but it doesn't matter - you've got a large Ali Baba doner to keep you warm throughout the night and you can't get that at Waverly Station!

Verdict: 7/10



Saturday, 17 December 2016

Large Doner Kebab, Topkapi, Edinburgh.



Offering: Large Doner Kebab

Establishment: Topkapi Kebab House, Edinburgh

Date and time: 19th November 2016, 23:15

Price: £7

Seating: Two seats, one table.


Since 1982, Topkapi Kebab House has served predominantly those living in the western area of the city with kebabs, pizzas and burgers. As per usual, this blog will attempt to decipher the intricacies and subtleties if the doner offering. One of the most notable things about Topkapi is that they offer a mixed kebab at the price of a mere £24. At that price, you could get a two course meal and drink at an average priced resteraunt or a holiday not very far, to price a takeaway kebab so highly, one must assume that the quality of this doner will be far superior to your average babbery. 

Noticing that Topkapi only serves one size of kebab, I was alarmed enough to have second thoughts when I noticed the chef grab a polystyrene box that would normally be associated with a smaller sized kebab. I was about to go next door to the former Samsun's and now City Kebab House when I managed to stop myself. I remembered some time ago, around a decade or so when I had a very tasty pizza from Topkapi - it was that promise that made me remain.

I asked the chef to provide all the cuttings, from a nice varied salad to the salad and chilli sauces - he kindly obliged. Whilst my kebab was being prepared, I turned to the left and noticed a poster declaring a Topkapi kebab as the "only kebab you can eat sober" - I found this slightly tasteless but this also added to the weight of expectation that Topkapi had imposed on herself. This kebab had to be high standard.

My first impressions were that the kebab if seriously small (what is this- My First Doner?) - for that price, it should be about a third bigger - yes, it's well packed and it is holding itself together but the fact remains, if Topkapi are charging £7 for a kebab that easily fits in a small container, a container probably more suited to a baked potato then you can't help but feel robbed.

The salad does include a supporter you rarely see, but whenever they do pop up, it's always a pleasure - red cabbage. I feel as though more kebab shops should give this purple companion the time of day - it really does add a tangy, zesty crunch to the whole experience, an ingredient worthy of any doner dish.

The sauces were both quite watery, however I did really like the tangy salad sauce. It's sister sauce, the chilli was very disappointing, it did have a sweetness to it but nothing resembling a burn.

The salad does include a supporter you rarely see, but whenever they do pop up, it's always a pleasure - red cabbage...


I was beginning to feel seriously disappointment in this kebab, it's sauces, the size and the price point were beginning to take it's toll on me, that was until I realised where the money actually went - the meat. The meat in this kebab was undeniably high quality, the kind of meat one would expect would have been a high quality cut with plenty of marbling. Make no mistake, this meat is some of the best quality you can get in a take-away in Edinburgh, but sadly, that's where it ends. The seasoning of the meat is not distinctive at all, it seems like they've treated the meat as a high quality steak whereby the only seasoning needed is salt and pepper and you let the cut do the talking, for me this is mediocre. If the accompanying sauces had more character, only then would such an approach be successful, unfortunately, that was not the case and the whole doner project really falls flat.

One of the more notable aspects of this doner wonder is that it's pita bread base holds together very well. At no point did it look as though it could not be contained and this is shown in the photo above, way better than anyone could put in words.

Whilst I was tucking into this doner, a drunken man covered in blood approached the counter asking about the mixed kebab, he promptly stumbled out after hearing the price. I felt as though the chef just said it was £24 to get rid of an awkward looking customer but upon greater inspection, the prices marked on the lit signs also signaled what was conveyed to the yob. He didn't even stick around after the chef suggested that he could offer a smaller one for £12 - almost double the price of mixed kebab in many other places around town.

Overall, tonight I felt that bleeding drunken man's pain. I realised why he left after hearing the prices. I'm sad to say, for tonight only, he maybe had greater intuition than I did. Or maybe not as he had clearly been on the losing end of a brutal beating.

Verdict: 5/10